0) EarthaSymbiosis: This is a religion with options. You can either be reincarnated by Brahman, with the same spirit, and the attached Karma, or you can be reborn with a new spirit, a blank canvas. In the latter case, YHWH will supply you with a kernel of his spirit. There is a waiting place, it is a beautiful Australian rainforest.

1) Hinduism: There is reincarnation (same soul, same spirit is reborn). Hinduism is a perceptive learning system, with the greatest automatic teacher of all, Karma. Karma is determined by the billions of Hindu Gods looking through your and others spirit’s memories. Hinduism’s aim is to dissolve the soul in the quickest time possible, in either the Big Pool of Fear or the Big Pool of Love, depending on which way your Karma is sending you. After some variable time in the Big Pool, you emerge again as a new person. Hindus say that the Heart is the only independent part. Your heart is never separated from your soul. Can be tricky.

2) Wicca: In Wicca, the spirit and soul are reincarnated after the deceased individual spends some time in Summerland. The God and the Goddess (and the Crone) endow the practitioner with the ability to perform magic. A Wiccan should be in harmony with Nature, and may be white, grey, or black (not advised). Pleasant.

3) Christianity: In Christianity, Jesus Christ, the Son of Man and a God, has created as his work and through his sacrifice, a place of sanctuary, called Heaven. Jehovah reigns in Heaven, whilst Jesus Christ is seated level with him at his right hand. In Heaven, one may remain forever, or be reincarnated (same spirit, same soul). These options are what is meant by ‘Eternal Life’. The reincarnated Spirit begins to deteriorate, and the spiritual information filters start to fail, allowing excess ‘seeing’ and ‘hearing’. The temporal lobe frequency of indivuals who have chosen Christianity in their last lives is about 10.5-11.5 Hertz.

4) Freemasonry: Freemasonry has elements of understanding from Christianity, plus some extra elements from many other places, and, notably, from Judaism. To learn more, you may join Freemasonry or a sister organisation, e.g. Job’s Daughters. Freemasons may wonder why they don’t seem to come back, the answer lies within the higher degrees.

5) Devilism or Leprichaunism: The symbol of Devilism, not to be confused with Satanism, is an upside-down pentagram. Unlike in Wicca, where earth, air, fire and water are arrange with Spirit above all else, in Devilism the spirit is below all else. From Hell, the Spirit remains as a demon or devil, and the Soul has to sit out the rest of the cycle. The Devil is now The Great Leprechaun.

6) Islam: A religion of peace. A key theme is that each soul will see the good and bad that it has done on the day of judgment. After death, Allah takes you to Paradise, where men receive 60 virgins. Not so good if you are not into virgins (they don’t know how to fuck properly).

7) Judaism: In this system which Earthasymbiosis leans heavily on, the spirit is extinguished upon death. The soul is reborn with a fresh new spirit. Temporal lobe frequency is around 6.0 to 6.5 Hz, nice and slow and calm.

8) Aboriginality and Confucianism: In Aboriginality, you never go up a level and never go down a level. There is the Dreaming, which is where your soul is stored for safekeeping. Your spirit is equipped with rods on your head. These act as a bullshit detector. The Dreaming is an interesting concept: It is before, it is now, and it is in the future. The Dreaming is neverending. Perhaps this is why Aboriginal people never seem surprised by anything. Confuscianism adores and respects academics, intellectuals, and the keepers of knowledge. It is as much a cultural ideology as a religion or spiritual pathway.

9) Buddhism: Buddhism has Karma, and to achieve a release from the never-ending cycle of birth and rebirth, one must have their positive and negative Karma exactly in balance. Of course, this will never happen. Practically, many people use Buddhism as a way of capitalising on their positive Karma whilst alive, and they do not die in this system. Buddhism may be seen as rising too high, it is hard to be centred in the heart, but not impossible. Buddhists pray to Buddha and receive endorsement for their Buddhism.

10) Neutral Tens – Aryan Paganism, Paganism, Druidism, Magician, Animism: These are the old religions, pre-Christian, and not very often followed as pathways. Druids reincarnate, learning lessons that they then store up in their spirits. Aryan Pagans live exactly four lives, then retire to Summerland, where they dwell thenceforth. Animists can use their considerable powers to obliterate bad spirits, and are reincarnated within 60 seconds of dying, or so they say.

11) Angelism: You can be a Christian Angel, an Angel in Judaism, or a Natural Angel. It is hard to be an Angel, but it is nonetheless an essential stepping-stone to the higher levels. A period as an Angel may be viewed as being an apprenticeship of sorts. Some Angels last longer than other Angels, and Angels on Earth are the last people to ever suspect that they themselves would be an Angel.